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Monday 11 January 2016

Kamo Story: How Twitter user upset the world with a fake rape story

@justkhuthi (story teller)

Yesterday, South African twitter was agog with the gruesome story of a rape victim who never lived to tell her story. Her best friend therefore took it upon herself to narrate the ugly events that led to her friend's shortlived end.

Sunday 10 January 2016

Touching story of how a female south African versity graduate was raped to death


The menace of rape in South Africa and indeed world over is growing alarmingly disturbing. Just the other day, some female corps members were raped by armed robbers along Abuja-Kaduna expressway in Nigeria. 

Naija Girl exposes her friend who slept with her Dad on twitter


While everyone was at Church this morning, Christy and Ebun were busy trending on Twitter NG.

Wednesday 6 January 2016

5 Reasons why Netflix won't work in Nigeria



1. Finance: you would need to have a monthly subscription plan running in order to use the service. You would also need to pay for the exhorbitant internet connection

Saturday 2 January 2016

7 reasons why the Olamide and Don Jazzy beef was bound to happen

Well, upon close inspection, this Mavins vs YBNL beef didn't start today o. I guess it started since june las year when 'Dorobucci 'surprisingly won song of the year over 'Shoki' at the MTV base awards in July 2015.

Tuesday 29 December 2015

very easy tips to rapidly increase your Instagram followers


It can be very frustrating to have a very old instagram account, with tens of beautiful pictures but very few followers. After several months of studying how one can gain Instagram followers rapidly,


i present you with these 5 easy tips that would surely increase your follower base.

11 reasons why you have few followers on instagram

Gain instagram followers
It could be very frustrating to watch others have thousands of followers, while you are stuck with less than 500 for several months now. Here is a list of what you've been possibly doing wrong.

Friday 25 December 2015

The best Christmas wish ever


There was this time I was wooing a very beautiful lady, i couldn't tell whether she liked me or not, but she was trying real hard to deflect all my advances and honey-laced words. One time, i was bestowing her with compliments about her features; how i loved her height, her diction, humility,

Saturday 19 December 2015

quick ways cute babes verify who they reply online


Have you been wondering why most babes snub you when you try to chat them up online? You are sure to find one of the reasons here.

Saturday 5 December 2015

7 secret benefits of using Hashtags on social media


A Hashtag is actually a sign (#) usually added as a prefix to a (trending) word or string of words on social media e.g #beautiful, #AfricanParents. Hashatags are very important as they serve as a sort of marketplace or rendezvous point for every possible idea from different individuals with regards to a particular subject matter, for example during the elections hashtags like #Saibuhari #SaiBaba #Apc #Change represented a pool of information concerning the then presidential hopeful Muhammadu Buhari.

Thursday 3 December 2015

17 mistakes that makes you look stupid on Instagram

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Many people just jump into Instagram and start posting photos, only to realise that they are not getting any new followers even after several months or years of being active, this is probably because you are making one or two of these mistakes. Just imagine how embarrassing you would appear when everyone else knows the rules except you.
So here is a list of 17 don'ts to avoid on Instagram.

Tuesday 24 November 2015

The tale of a Loose Man


The only thing Kcee ever talks about is women, sex and his girlfriend. With time, conversations with him became boring and monotonous. He would not give you the opportunity to share your own experiences, yet he won't give your ears a break from his chain of monotonous sexcapades. He knew all the girls in the neighbourhood, their histories, whom they had dated, how loose each of them were and how much it would cost for them to spread their legs like butter on your bread. One time, I even saw a very beautiful young girl and enquired about her history from the ladies archives beside me, Kcee didn't fail to live up to expectation as he acutely downloaded the girl's biography, starting from her age, how she used to bathe nude as a child, and how he watched her grow pubic hairs and other good things of womanhood.

Tuesday 17 November 2015

My Love for Falz the Bad Guys & Simi




So all of a sudden this guy appeared on the Nigerian music scene screaming or rather singing 'ello bae', before we could say jack, the slang 'ello bae' had already spread like wildfire, everywhere on the streets of Lagos was filled with young Men 'ello bae(ing)' every other lady in their line of sight. Some may have known the originator of the slang, but others may have followed the trail in ignorance, the exact way we all follow random people on social networks, followership is easy sha.

Saturday 14 November 2015

Battling pre-harmattan cold in Northern Nigeria



As some of you already know, i'm currently spending my one year of compulsory national service in Kaduna. I remember the reaction of many of my friends and my own personal trepidation when i was initially posted to Gombe state. Anyways i applied for and was granted relocation to Kaduna state, not really because there was any real threats in Gombe state, but because i believed Kaduna was slightly safer, more populated and very importantly, more cosmopolitan. This is my first account of my stay so far in Kaduna state. Although there is so much to talk about, i'd rather write my account in batches, starting from the most immediate to the more remote.

Tuesday 18 August 2015

I GET IT NOW STEVE

Looking back, I can now feel and understand the amusement, and I can as well comprehend the frustrations of Uncle Steve. What that man went through, I mean what we made him go through; Hell! I could so feel it now.

Wednesday 12 August 2015

A stolen childhood by Onyeoziri Favour


Somewhere between my over an hour long chat with Okey my childhood friend, i had to confess that i would never forgive Ifeanyi for being the reason why my mum never bought me a bicycle as a Child.

Tuesday 4 August 2015

Lilies in the Sahara - for V

Happy Birthday V


Lilies in the Sahara - for V on her Birthday

Tonight marks a fortnight since I left NYSC camp, I lay in the cozy embrace of my bed, yet feeling restive. My thought strays to Violet Oli, a former schoolmate and if I dare say, course mate back in the university.

Monday 27 July 2015

Food for Chop - The Nysc Chronicles

'Wetin dem cook, wetin dem cook' rent the air, it was our very first night in camp and everyone was curious to eat their first federal government sponsored dinner. Soon, however we realised that our curiosity was quite immature, considering that the first set of corps members who left for the kitchen were already on their way back, and most of their faces reflected both emptiness and disappointment.

Sunday 26 July 2015

Reminiscing what I'm missing



This morning, i wake with my eyes red and my will sore. I had stayed up late into the night, keeping the PlayStation company, whilst denying my eyes of its well deserved closure and the rest of my mortal flesh its needed rest. Its barely two minutes since the rest of my family filed out in disarray, all headed towards the car and Church. Luckily for me, they took all the noise in the house along with them, leaving me with my ever fond companion; silence.

Wednesday 8 July 2015

wow, been a long two months since my tongue last tasted the juiciness of the internet. Inspite of this however, i've been writing very juicy stories and poems, i'd be back online shortly. By the way, i'm now based in Kaduna #NYSC issh. your's truly - rouvafe

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