IT’S A MANS WORLD… TRUTH OR CONSPIRACY?

ITS A WOMAN'S WORLD

Contrary to what many might think, I was in the right frame of mind when I came up with this theory.

Anyone who has been reading linda ikeji’s blog would have noticed the recent display of IN LINDAS WORDS “EGGPLANTS” by the guys. Upon reading the comments posted below the pictures, guess what I found. A lot of them were posts by ladies. The rest were mostly by guys claiming to have bigger in one sense or the other. It got me thinking, why?
Why are ladies allowed to post pics of themselves in bathing suits and bikinis and crop tops and sometimes like KIM K, total nude and still receive nice comments? A lot of these comments come from guys.
Why are we so wrapped around their fingers that we usually can’t see beyond the booty and tits they are always waving at us to keep our attention?

I know a lot of people will hit back at this with statements like NOT ALL WOMEN ARE LIKE THAT or ITS GUYS THAT ARE INTERESTED. Well I want to set a little challenge. For all those still dependent on their fathers, have you ever wondered why

when you want to ask your dad for something expensive you have to go through your mom, unless you’re a girl of course. Or why your sister seems so much better at getting your dad to notice her than you are. Or why your PR manager at work is usually a lady, or why there is a woman in almost every commercial trying to get you to do crazy stuff, or why for guys you are usually much closer to your mom than your dad. For that last bit, I guess it’s just the big plan of all the women to train us to like them more than the men in our lives, no homo thoughts here, so it just feels right when men listen to everything their wives tell them.

No matter what you want to say, the fact remains that the closest thing we have to controlling women is usually by show of strength(mental, physical or social), which in between is still used in their favour (You do all the heavy lifting).

Meanwhile, they control our minds, visually (sexy dresses), through smells (their expensive perfume), deception (ever see a naija girl enter a make-up shop and come out looking like chinko), taste (go marry babe wey no sabi cook if you wanna get this part) and the almighty one, our libido (unless you’re gay, a girl strips in front of you, really slowly and they already know what you’re thinking. If you’re good at hiding it, Johnny down there mostly isn’t).

Guys lets face the sad truth, they own us… at least for now. IT’S A WOMANS WORLD.

Sodiq Adebiyi
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