I am all about everyday people, telling their stories, reciting their poems and recounting their experiences.
Tuesday 29 December 2015
Friday 25 December 2015
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Thursday 3 December 2015
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Tuesday 24 November 2015
The tale of a Loose Man
The only thing Kcee ever talks about is women, sex and his girlfriend. With time, conversations with him became boring and monotonous. He would not give you the opportunity to share your own experiences, yet he won't give your ears a break from his chain of monotonous sexcapades. He knew all the girls in the neighbourhood, their histories, whom they had dated, how loose each of them were and how much it would cost for them to spread their legs like butter on your bread. One time, I even saw a very beautiful young girl and enquired about her history from the ladies archives beside me, Kcee didn't fail to live up to expectation as he acutely downloaded the girl's biography, starting from her age, how she used to bathe nude as a child, and how he watched her grow pubic hairs and other good things of womanhood.
Tuesday 17 November 2015
My Love for Falz the Bad Guys & Simi
Sunday 26 July 2015
Reminiscing what I'm missing
Friday 22 May 2015
An interview with someone currently in Jigawa camp - by Onyeoziri Favour
This is an exclusive interview by Onyeoziri Favour with someone currently at the Jigawa Camp. Courtesy of Rouvafe.blogspot.com.
I know that many people have been very curious to know exactly what the Jigawa camp looks like, others also have several unanswered questions regarding the camp, so in other to satisfy your curiosity and mine, i took out my time to interview this Corper who is currently at the Jigawa orientation camp and this is what he had to say about Life in the camp. I hope you find this information helpful.
Rouvafe: How has camp been so far?
Kaylords: Jigawa has been tough and rough. It hasn't been easy Bro
Rouvafe: Finally u came online. Thank God
Kaylords: Lol. The soldiers no give us rest at all
Rouvafe: Sorry, it would soon be over
Kaylords: Thanks
Rouvafe: please which network is the best in Jigawa camp?
Kaylords: No network is good here. The network is usually fair at midnight.
Rouvafe: I heard Etisalat is good there?
Kaylords: In fact you no go even get time to browse in day time. I only have time to chat with you now because we are currently on inter-platoon parade.
Rouvafe: God help us. How is the weather over there?
Kaylords: The sun over here is like hell fire.
Rouvafe: Wow. How do one get drinking water?
Kaylords: There is sachet water in abundance here, the only downside is that its always hot due to the hot weather.
Rouvafe: How about electricity?
Kaylords: There is no power supply here,
I will advice you to buy a good power bank, because right now, its only my power bank that i use to charge my phone.
Rouvafe: I heard power is constant in many other camps across the country.
Kaylords: PHCN here is very bad, we spend most of the day outside on the parade ground. However, the camp generator usually comes on for only two hours at night.
Rouvafe: So just two hours power supply a day?
Kaylords: I only know about night. I cannot say for daytime, because we spend most of the daytime on the parade ground.
Rouvafe: You mean that you spend the whole day on the parade ground without any time allotted for resting?
Kaylords: Just two hours rest in the afternoon and that is usually without electricity.
Rouvafe: Chai
Kaylords: Yap
Rouvafe: I don enter am
Kaylords: Lol
Rouvafe: How about the camp environment, is it OK?
Kaylords: I will advice you to buy a good body cream which you will use at night, because the heat wont let you use body cream during the day. Aside the heat, everywhere is good.
Rouvafe: Is there cold at night?
Kaylords: No cold at all, the weather is always hot. Every night we have to wet our beds with water to make it cold.
Rouvafe: Wow
Kaylords: My guy, I mean every word I tell you.
Rouvafe: Are the toilet & bath facilities good?
Kaylords: Yea, even the hostels are nice.
Rouvafe: How about redeployment,
Can someone redeploy from Jigawa citing security concerns?
Kaylords: No
Rouvafe: What of Gombe?
Kaylords: Yes
Kaylords: Were you deployed to Gombe?
Rouvafe: Yes
Kaylords: your orientation camp will be at Jigawa
Rouvafe: Yea, i know
Rouvafe: So is there any other useful information that i need to know about the Jigawa camp?
Kaylords: Yes. Just make sure you come with enough money.
Rouvafe: Ok Sir, Like how much is ideal?
Kaylords: about ten thousand naira.
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Monday 18 May 2015
Warning! People are turning into Robots
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Friday 15 May 2015
Jide Runs Mad - The NYSC Chronicles
Thursday 14 May 2015
Xenophobia - a Poem
Xenophobia
The sun has set on the eastern skies
of this continent.
The Eagles that once swarm our happy
skies have retired in disgrace.
Crows now roam,
picking pieces of carcasses,
the victims of xenophobic fracases.
The fountain of our human kindness hath
dried up,
and the weight of imaginary excuses
now drive us to extinguishing the warm embers of brotherhood which once festered our progress and wealth.
The sacred groves and septic streets
lie baked with cakes of red hemoglobin,
I watch on TV as the life of one Mozambiqan violently sipped through the gutter of a Durban street, until death tasted its last drop. The crowd cheered in disgrace.
Composed and written by
Onyeoziri Favour.
Monday 11 May 2015
Ambassadors of promiscuity - The NYSC chronicles part 5
Sunday 10 May 2015
Sex in the camp - The NYSC chronicles part 4
It appears that last night, Saturday 9th May 2015, there was a widespread party across many NYSC camps throughout the federation. While some camps such as Lagos were having a fun time, others like Kogi and Abuja seemed to have been grossly disappointing.
The Corpers in Kogi who were all happy at the prospect of an impending party, were disappointed when the barely an hour show ended without them having had any fun at all. In the words of Cynthia; one of the Corpers, the party which lasted between 9-10pm was "boring and stupid". While other camps were graced with the presence of top notch music arts and comedians, those in Kogi state had only the presence of native dancers supported by the merry children of the Women at Mammy market.
Ogun state camp was graced with the presence of Davido and Lil Kesh, while Oyo state camp had Ayo Adesanya, Bash the comedian and Adetoun of project fame in attendance, Davido was live in Taraba to the much delight of the Corpers, while on a lighter note, Zaki reportedly made a torchlight appearance at Katsina camp. I purposely left-out Lagos camp, because it was a huge concert there and everyone who is anyone in the Nigerian entertainment space was in attendance, Basket Mouth not excluded. Just for your information also, Lagos camp is just a scam compared to what other Corpers are facing in other states, in-fact majority of the Lagos Corpers have rightly asserted that they are not in camp, but were in-fact having a 'Faaji' (Festival).
Sex in the camp - full gist
Tonight, Musa could not be swayed by the appealing crispness of five one thousand Naira notes, neither was his ear audible to the pleas of such an atrocious duo. If it were under sharia law, both perpetrators would have been stoned until life exited their immoral bodies, but tonight, that would not be the case.
Saturday 9 May 2015
Can we really trust NYSC food? - The NYSC chronicles part 3
Thursday 7 May 2015
Banquet of Joy - a Poem
The light of day had witnessed my epileptic dance moves.
Immersed in a body of salty sweat pores, my clothe reeked of happiness and exuberance.
The cool evening breeze warms my dipping spirit,
as i await the power company to restore electricity.
I taste the excitement of the day on my lips, a friend had wedded.
Tuesday 5 May 2015
Today, I'm posting a story centred around the theme of society and prejudice, it is titled "A sound in the ocean of silence"
Monday 4 May 2015
The NYSC chronicles - They won’t let me go
Sunday 3 May 2015
Miss Maverick - Biography
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