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Sunday, 10 May 2015

Sex in the camp - The NYSC chronicles part 4


Sex in the camp - Introduction

It appears that last night, Saturday 9th May 2015, there was a widespread party across many NYSC camps throughout the federation. While some camps such as Lagos were having a fun time, others like Kogi and Abuja seemed to have been grossly disappointing.

The Corpers in Kogi who were all happy at the prospect of an impending party, were disappointed when the barely an hour show ended without them having had any fun at all. In the words of Cynthia; one of the Corpers, the party which lasted between 9-10pm was "boring and stupid". While other camps were graced with the presence of top notch music arts and comedians, those in Kogi state had only the presence of native dancers supported by the merry children of the Women at Mammy market.

Ogun state camp was graced with the presence of Davido and Lil Kesh, while Oyo state camp had Ayo Adesanya, Bash the comedian and Adetoun of project fame in attendance, Davido was live in Taraba to the much delight of the Corpers, while on a lighter note, Zaki reportedly made a torchlight appearance at Katsina camp. I purposely left-out Lagos camp, because it was a huge concert there and everyone who is anyone in the Nigerian entertainment space was in attendance, Basket Mouth not excluded. Just for your information also, Lagos camp is just a scam compared to what other Corpers are facing in other states, in-fact majority of the Lagos Corpers have rightly asserted that they are not in camp, but were in-fact having a 'Faaji' (Festival).

Sex in the camp - full gist

Tonight, Musa could not be swayed by the appealing crispness of five one thousand Naira notes, neither was his ear audible to the pleas of such an atrocious duo. If it were under sharia law, both perpetrators would have been stoned until life exited their immoral bodies, but tonight, that would not be the case.
He dragged both offenders by the waistband to the administrative block where the Commandant quietly decamped both Corpers, even as he charged everyone involved in the case to keep sealed lips. The walls they say have ears and less than thirty minutes later, all ears in the camp had gotten wind of the occurrence, the only thing that remained sealed was the identity of the erring duo.

It was 11:30 pm and Musa, the Soldier on duty had just finished a warm bottle of beer, and decided to go on a routine stroll round the perimeter of the Camp grounds. After barely two minutes on foot patrol, his bladder made a request he couldn't refuse, therefore he brought out his shotgun and unloaded half a liter of urine unto the thirsty brown grass. It was while he was shaking off the last drops of urine from his small man that he discovered some unusual movement in the middle of the parade ground about 20 meters away. He immediately sheathed his hose and quietly began to progress towards the unknown shadows. As he crept closer, he began to make-out the shape of two figures moving to the uniform rhythm of romance, anyways he was not baffled. It seemed that these Young Corpers had no iota of self-control in them, although sex within the camp premises was strictly prohibited, however considering the huge population of campers who always engaged in the act, it had gradually been accepted as one of those laws which may be contravened.

Usually, whenever he caught such a couple in the act, all he did was to approach them for financial gratification, then leave them to satisfy the curiosity of their libido. This was exactly what he intended to do this time around, only that this time, he witnessed a totally new scenario.

Musa could not believe the scene playing out before him, a trim looking light-skinned young man was bent over in front of a dark, muscular lad, who had his John Thomas fully buried in the anus of the former. Musa could not believe what he had just seen in the darkness, he had a history of sleepwalking, so he pinched himself to make sure it wasn't just one of his dreams.

"Kai! Wetin i dey happen for hear?" he barked into the night, interrupting the  hushed pleasurable moans of the illicit gay couple. As if touched with a live electric wire, both Lads jerked backwards in total consternation, disengaging in the process, remorse evenly painted on their handsome faces. What could have prompted these two into such an act? They began to plead passionately with Musa, both parties knew Homo-sexualism was not just a morally detestable act in the society they found themselves, but it was in-fact legally a crime punishable by up to fourteen years imprisonment by federal laws.

Written by Onyeoziri Favour '@Rouvafe'

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