OKWARAOHA CHIDIMMA - Class Series

If there is anyone who is going to fault the way i spelt her name or the truism of this article, then it's going to be Juliet. Her ability to identify loopholes and read ulterior meanings into people's speeches and actions is very remarkable. Till today, i have never been able to identify the sort of relationship She has with trouble. Probably a symbiotic one, whereby trouble pays her off sometimes and fucks her up other times or a parasitic relationship whereby she has a total monopoly of trouble and seeks to find it at every other place she goes to.

Juliet is remarkable in

so many other ways. I am yet to see anyone claim so much righteousness while infarct on the wrong track. Her ability to argue is commendable not because she possesses a mastery of logical facts and figures, but because of her sheer loudness and coarse politeness.

Sometime ago, her self-esteem crossed the acceptable limit when it extended into the 'no shame' zone. The first feature of people in this zone is 'shouting and cursing loudly in public', the second feature is 'talking irrationally in public' and the last being the ability and readiness to 'fight publicly at the slightest provocation'. If peradventure you ever find yourself in an exchange of words with such people in Public, then you are fighting a lost battle, because they are sure to win, unless you decide to join them in the 'no shame' zone.

However, nothing is totally bad in itself, some philosophers would even assert that nothing is either good or bad, it all depends on the context, time and place of such an occurrence. Therefore people like Juliet also have their sunny days when their bizarre confidence pays off immensely. With some luck, a by stander may even benefit from such effervescence. One of such days was when i accidentally bumped into Her at a Church function, She first screamed out loud about how i had come to 'her Church'.

Everyone who was within earshot distance from us took in a full glance of me thinking that probably God is so good that some pagan had appeared in their Church today or else why would a holy sister scream like that?
On the other hand, Juliet made sure that i got thrice more than the quantity of food i was entitled to, that was one of those lucky days, when her exuberance pays off.

In another clime, every of her dress-ups is meant to make a historical statement. Her choice of clothing is to her taste, not minding what everyone else thinks, her love for matching outfits is rather unprecedented even as she would stop at nothing, not even an all-silver outfit to make her fashion statement.

On a conclusive note, Juliet is a friendly, deeply religious and self-confident individual. She cannot be intimidated by anyone and refuses to be stamped out of the center of things. She can be very caring and dotting whenever she wishes to and would stop at nothing to pay less or even nothing for something.
Today, She is the proud mum of a beautiful baby girl, and inasmuch as i cant say so about her wifely quality, I'm sure she would make a great mum.