AHMED RASAKI - Class Series

Ahmed is someone who is very difficult to either understand or describe. The rationale behind his actions are usually not easily understandable, the way his temper fluctuates is patternless and the only thing surrounding him are myths and heresay.
Sometimes, he claims to hail from ivory coast, other times, its from port Harcourt.
There was even a time when he claimed to have impregnated a lady somewhere. Some people have alleged that he knows a very popular canal  somewhere in Shomolu/Bariga through which one could travel from Nigeria to China in 10 minutes.

One time, during a class meeting, one thing led to another and Ahmed got the pet name 'Lackadaisical'. After several tantrums and warnings about how he hated the name, a particular stubborn Girl still went ahead to call him that name and since that day, i have never seen anyone get that furious. Ahmed blew so hot that if there was mixed flour nearby, the intensity of his anger would have sufficed to turn it into bread.

The controversies aside, Ahmed is more fair than dark in complexion, slightly below average height and slow to speech. He can easily go unnoticed in a crowd, which by the way is a good quality for any spy, just in case he hasn't found his calling yet.

His attempt at humour is not all together dismal as he actually averages one funny joke per every ten attempts. The other nine are usually boring, pathetic and dry.

Ahmed is not one to talk too much and if not for the constant verbal attacks he receives from the most hairy fellow in the class, Ahmed may never say anything at all to anyone.

One quality i so much admire about him is that he never goes down without a fight, he always hits back, even when he is sure to loose.

In general, our subject today is a very peaceful individual, who detests violence but never goes down without a fight. His self esteem is something that should never be questioned, else he would go haywire. His attempt at comedy is all together not very pathetic and his definition of truth is quite twisted and highly subjective.