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Wednesday 25 March 2015

7 Laws of Drinking Alcohol

Every passing day, more youths join the army of adult Alcoholics. The question is no more, how to stop people from consuming alcohol. The only realistic thing to do now, is to manage these alcoholics to ensure they drink responsibly, without causing injuries to either themselves or others in the society.
Here are 7 steps to achieve this.
1. Never drink before or while driving
Everyone knows the reason for this, please even if you feel like committing suicide, just do it quietly in the comfort of your own house. You don't have to take others with you.
2. Know your Limit
You love alcohol, cool. Now, its time for you to gauge yourself and realise your tolerance level and limit.
3. Never Drink beyond your limit
Once you get to your limit, then its time to stop. Unless you wish to pass out for hours, wake up with a gargantuan hangover or walk right in front of a speeding vehicle. If you do not wish for any of the three scenarios above, then stay on your own alcohol lane. Do not play the hero with Alcohol.

4. If you must get drunk, never do so in a public place.
Hello Big man/ fine boy. Save yourself some disgrace by getting drunk at home, not at the bar on the streets. Personally, i love seeing drunk people on the streets, nothing humours me more than the way a drunk man staggers then ends up in a gutter, damn! i love to have a good laugh.
5. All of you should not get drunk at the same time.
When you go out for drinks with friends, you all better take along a non-alcoholic or better still, one person should volunteer to chill with malt for the night. This is important, especially if you guys were driving and also in case someone needs to be carried home.
6. Do not gulp alcohol like water.
It would make you get high too quickly. Alcohol is not water, learn to give it the respect it deserves. Treat the damn thing with some respect man, learn to sip.
7. Be careful how you mix different alcoholic brands before drinking.
Curiosity they say, is the mother of all inventions. However remember that any curiosity that can kill you is not worth it. Drink one brand at a time, there is a reason why Orijin and Guinness are not in the same bottle.
*Learn to stay on your own alcohol lane. Drink responsibly.

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